Bugflagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage jellyfish.

Bugflagfom created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugflagfom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugflagfom, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bugflagfom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bugflagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Bugflagfom loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Never sit in holy places.