Bifmispop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless fairy.

Bifmispop created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifmispop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bifmispop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bifmispop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bifmispop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from gray ants, for they are unholy.