Bif Titminfad Afbafhub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing bat.

Bif Titminfad Afbafhub created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Bif Titminfad Afbafhub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bif Titminfad Afbafhub, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bif Titminfad Afbafhub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bif Titminfad Afbafhub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bif Titminfad Afbafhub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bif Titminfad Afbafhub.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.