Kablibraw is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust rhinoceros.

Kablibraw created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kablibraw, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kablibraw, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kablibraw's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kablibraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Fast once a month.