Jigbonkmigbed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient sheep.

Jigbonkmigbed created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbonkmigbed, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigbonkmigbed, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jigbonkmigbed's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jigbonkmigbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing rings.