Vogdodtof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful cat.

Vogdodtof created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogdodtof, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogdodtof, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogdodtof's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vogdodtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.