Sabtanflat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing dove.

Sabtanflat created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtanflat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabtanflat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sabtanflat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sabtanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never paint your back red.