Badganlitkikpark is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong cat.

Badganlitkikpark created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Badganlitkikpark, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badganlitkikpark, she will ignore you.

Badganlitkikpark's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Badganlitkikpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.