Artrapcem is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong human.

Artrapcem created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artrapcem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Artrapcem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Artrapcem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Artrapcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not run in public.