Sisrullat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful goat.

Sisrullat created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrullat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sisrullat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sisrullat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sisrullat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisrullat.

5. Do not wear red clothing.