Vinrilzagyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient scorpion.

Vinrilzagyarl created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrilzagyarl, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinrilzagyarl, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vinrilzagyarl's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vinrilzagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not shave your arms.