Bumflabhug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witless coyote.

Bumflabhug created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumflabhug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumflabhug, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bumflabhug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bumflabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumflabhug.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.