Stigyimgar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Stigyimgar created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigyimgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigyimgar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stigyimgar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stigyimgar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stigyimgar.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigyimgar.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Never think about comets.