Banhubkin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent dragon.

Banhubkin created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Banhubkin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banhubkin, she will think nothing of it.

Banhubkin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Banhubkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Put Banhubkin first in all things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. You must love Banhubkin.