Daglagcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective horse.

Daglagcar created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daglagcar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Daglagcar, she will turn you into a mole.

Daglagcar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Daglagcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Daglagcar.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always obey Daglagcar's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.