Tettitipbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful finch.

Tettitipbad created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettitipbad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettitipbad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tettitipbad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tettitipbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.