Vadwipmip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain dove.

Vadwipmip created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadwipmip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vadwipmip, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadwipmip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vadwipmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.