Appflisnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving finch.

Appflisnad created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appflisnad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appflisnad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Appflisnad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Appflisnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing stockings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your hands orange.