Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad's Holy Commandments

1. Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Listnillunbepsabfeddin Vadbitpad.

4. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing corsets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.