Tonfabhon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable lizard.

Tonfabhon created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tonfabhon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tonfabhon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tonfabhon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tonfabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not take Tonfabhon's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the east.