Pashomtif is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty centipede.

Pashomtif created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pashomtif, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pashomtif, he will think nothing of it.

Pashomtif's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pashomtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.