Sagflisvid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless gnu.

Sagflisvid created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagflisvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sagflisvid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sagflisvid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sagflisvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagflisvid.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Sagflisvid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.