Abdibzen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able unicorn.

Abdibzen created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdibzen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abdibzen, it will not care.

Abdibzen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Abdibzen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed lots of figs to squirrels while wearing blue skirts.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing cyan shorts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about moons.