Fagdobstip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent crocodile.

Fagdobstip created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdobstip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagdobstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fagdobstip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fagdobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never hop near voles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagdobstip.