Flatfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful bat.

Flatfar created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatfar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flatfar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flatfar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.