Nibhasmip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving dryad.

Nibhasmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nibhasmip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibhasmip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nibhasmip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nibhasmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away if six sheep approach from the west.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.