Wabmidgess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless crow.

Wabmidgess created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmidgess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabmidgess, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wabmidgess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wabmidgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near swans while wearing mauve dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Wabmidgess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into orange rooms.