Yakpogcapvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful fox.

Yakpogcapvil created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakpogcapvil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yakpogcapvil, he will manifest in front of you.

Yakpogcapvil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yakpogcapvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never eat green fruit.