Geppagqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent badger.

Geppagqueeg created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Geppagqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Geppagqueeg, she will ignore you.

Geppagqueeg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Geppagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.