Stannurtdam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient dragon.

Stannurtdam created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stannurtdam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stannurtdam, she will send you a sign.

Stannurtdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stannurtdam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Stannurtdam's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.