Bepfemwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy camel.

Bepfemwat created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Bepfemwat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepfemwat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bepfemwat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bepfemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if three ducks approach from the east.

3. Run away from magenta horses, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.