Honmabveen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented ferret.

Honmabveen created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmabveen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Honmabveen, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Honmabveen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Honmabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the east.