Labgubort Rapmadfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient slug.

Labgubort Rapmadfob created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labgubort Rapmadfob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labgubort Rapmadfob, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Labgubort Rapmadfob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Labgubort Rapmadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never paint your legs red.