Kikleg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, deceitful dolphin.

Kikleg created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikleg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kikleg, he will turn you into a mole.

Kikleg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing white scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your back.