Ditdodstan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate dragonfly.

Ditdodstan created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdodstan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ditdodstan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditdodstan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ditdodstan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Ditdodstan's priests.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ditdodstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing indigo stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.