Labnabfit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking yak.

Labnabfit created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labnabfit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labnabfit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Labnabfit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Labnabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.