Monnadren is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited wasp.

Monnadren created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monnadren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monnadren, he will be mildly annoyed.

Monnadren's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Monnadren's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Monnadren.

2. Put Monnadren first in all things.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to mites while wearing fawn shorts.