Zodpoglag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic mole.

Zodpoglag created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpoglag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodpoglag, it will turn you into a goat.

Zodpoglag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zodpoglag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Zodpoglag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.