Tap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair crane.

Tap created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not leap in public.