Dodkamgovnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient mink.

Dodkamgovnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dodkamgovnab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodkamgovnab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dodkamgovnab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dodkamgovnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing green shoes and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Dodkamgovnab's name in vain.

5. Never eat aubergines.