Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair jackal.

Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tanfidjarncuthamcemtagfoss.