Negsatkem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered hyena.

Negsatkem created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsatkem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Negsatkem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Negsatkem's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Negsatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Negsatkem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if four seals approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.