Dotbugbog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful shrew.

Dotbugbog created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbugbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dotbugbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dotbugbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dotbugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.