Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective sheep.

Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

4. Nibgabcunbonbidvanpityarl loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.