Pagfobhad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced beaver.

Pagfobhad created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagfobhad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagfobhad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pagfobhad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pagfobhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. You must pray to Pagfobhad nine times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.