Cedkindogyak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil goose.

Cedkindogyak created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedkindogyak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedkindogyak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedkindogyak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cedkindogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four shrews approach from the west.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Never hop in the presence of mites.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.