Wikdagwap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow tortoise.

Wikdagwap created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdagwap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikdagwap, it will not care at all.

Wikdagwap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wikdagwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Wikdagwap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.