Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust camel.

Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibweeciss Banfidtig Latcadwee.

5. Do not kill cats.