Satbigpitcusswabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, generous camel.

Satbigpitcusswabfob created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbigpitcusswabfob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satbigpitcusswabfob, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Satbigpitcusswabfob's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Satbigpitcusswabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.