Kadnibdin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient chicken.

Kadnibdin created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnibdin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kadnibdin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kadnibdin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kadnibdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadnibdin.

4. Run away from fawn snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.