Flisflatdag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering eagle.

Flisflatdag created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisflatdag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisflatdag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flisflatdag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flisflatdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing blue boots.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flisflatdag.