Panpithog Kikbedbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet seal.

Panpithog Kikbedbop created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panpithog Kikbedbop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panpithog Kikbedbop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Panpithog Kikbedbop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Panpithog Kikbedbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Panpithog Kikbedbop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Panpithog Kikbedbop on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. You must love Panpithog Kikbedbop.