Gabveencablam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish zebra.

Gabveencablam created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabveencablam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabveencablam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gabveencablam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gabveencablam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. You must love Gabveencablam.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.