Badbimgannul is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, intelligent rat.

Badbimgannul created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Badbimgannul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Badbimgannul, she will refuse to believe in you.

Badbimgannul's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Badbimgannul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badbimgannul's name in vain.

2. Never think about special relativity near birds while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. You must pray to Badbimgannul eight times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.