Habflannillist is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous duck.

Habflannillist created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Habflannillist, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habflannillist, it will turn you into a snail.

Habflannillist's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Habflannillist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.