Ripfunbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, stupid lizard.

Ripfunbug created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfunbug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ripfunbug, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ripfunbug's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ripfunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ripfunbug on top of all buildings.