Fasgeptiglarnont is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited butterfly.

Fasgeptiglarnont created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasgeptiglarnont, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasgeptiglarnont, she will be very sad.

Fasgeptiglarnont's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fasgeptiglarnont's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.