Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate chinchilla.

Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Bamfigfetdudnulgompibhub loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the west.