Flybopnak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever parrot.

Flybopnak created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybopnak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flybopnak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flybopnak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flybopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Flybopnak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at comets.