Bonnurlsinten is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful skunk.

Bonnurlsinten created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonnurlsinten, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonnurlsinten, he will cry a lot.

Bonnurlsinten's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bonnurlsinten's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

4. Never run near moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.