Bessfotmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud raccoon.

Bessfotmet created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfotmet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bessfotmet, it will remove you from existence.

Bessfotmet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bessfotmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never feed coconuts to whales while wearing shirts.

5. Never think about dark energy.