Larnditsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing rat.

Larnditsat created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnditsat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larnditsat, she will not care at all.

Larnditsat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Larnditsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not speak about lemons.