Cambinrill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient parrot.

Cambinrill created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambinrill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cambinrill, he will turn you into a worm.

Cambinrill's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cambinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed figs to sharks while wearing brown scarves.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.