Begkencep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow horse.

Begkencep created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Begkencep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begkencep, he will boil you in a big pot.

Begkencep's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Begkencep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Begkencep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about moons.