Cemzagdim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful mongoose.

Cemzagdim created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemzagdim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemzagdim, it will torture you forever.

Cemzagdim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cemzagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest red.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cemzagdim loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.