Bophotrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident capybara.

Bophotrutt created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bophotrutt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bophotrutt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bophotrutt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bophotrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing green kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

4. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Never sprint in holy places.