Dithincun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful naga.

Dithincun created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dithincun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dithincun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dithincun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dithincun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Learn five new languages a year.