Flowfatlen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome unicorn.

Flowfatlen created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowfatlen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowfatlen, she will be very sad.

Flowfatlen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flowfatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.