Zenflaplun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring naga.

Zenflaplun created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Zenflaplun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zenflaplun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zenflaplun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zenflaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.