Naknuttim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic jackal.

Naknuttim created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naknuttim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Naknuttim, he will be very unhappy.

Naknuttim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Naknuttim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Naknuttim on top of all buildings.