Rigtitgabbossbathonomin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy mole.

Rigtitgabbossbathonomin created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtitgabbossbathonomin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rigtitgabbossbathonomin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rigtitgabbossbathonomin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rigtitgabbossbathonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about capybaras.